TVTV: The Lord of The Universe transcript, part II

Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones performed by Bhole Ji and Blue Aquarius - not really a song they should have tried to play

Bhole Ji sings a song in English with indecipherable lyrics

Mahatma Gurucharanand Give the Thumbs Up

Reporter: What do you think of this music? How do you like it?
This is devotional music.
Reporter: It's much different to the music in India.
Ah yes this creates you know devotional love, it's not just music, this is Celestial Music
Reporter: This is rock and roll (band starts Foxfire)

"Ladies and gentlemen the thing I would like to tell you first of all before we begin the conference is that there have been many news appearing in newspapers and televisions. To some extent they are true and to some extent they aren't true and uh we would just like to clarify some of these things because the purpose of this mission, the aim of this mission is to establish peace in this earth and we want that we should be helped by all brothers and sisters because if we are humans, if we are real humans, we would very much like that peace should be on this earth. And thus we would like to help somebody who can establish peace. Well, here I am and I can I say I can establish peace in this world."

Q: Guru, are you the Perfect Body?

A: Oh no. (Sustained laughter)

Q: It's hard for some people to understand how you personally can live so luxuriously in your several homes and your Rolls Royce and stuff and why don't you spend that money on feeding people?

A: "And that's a really good question and let me tell you this, that life you call luxurious ain't luxurious at all because any other person gets the same life I get, he is going to blow apart in a million pieces in a split of a second."

Security Guard: He drives a minibike right into his mother's bedroom, back out the living room, revs it up, around the living room

"I'm trying to accomplish peace in this world. This is what I'm trying to do. Trying to accomplish peace in this world."

Pat Halley: Suddenly I was hit in the head, smacked right on top of the head (with a blunt instrument) yeah very hard, very hard and like I just like I just fell on the floor and my head was spinning around and I was really like I was really like paralysed and like I could hear I could hear it in my head when they were hitting me, I knew I was damaged like I could hear bone crushing, strange sensation to hear my blood you know splattering on the walls

… a stern rebuke if you need it and you need it because you're following the devil. (No ma'am I have the Knowledge of God) Knowledge will pass away and you know what comes after Knowledge? Hell! (You will pass away and I will pass away but Knowledge of God) It will, read your Bible ignoramus (I do I do) 1st Corinthians 13:8 no you don't (I do - You don't sound like a Christian to me sister - I understand the Bible) You don't know Christians you're a child of the devil. Go follow Jesus. That man is faking you out. That man (That man is nothing - peace, peace - but the Knowledge of God is) That man is a man and he says he's God, he says he's Christ and he's a liar (Why raise your voice?) Because you need it that's why. Don't talk to me like that.

You have to get excited with people who aren't gonna listen. Those people are hypnotised and half of them are meditation freaks (Doesn't seem the style needed to talk to anybody) You read the Bible and find out what Jesus's style was (Lady I'm just saying, I'm just commenting on the way you're talking to them) Right, okay (You don't talk to anybody that way if you wanna get across your message) Oh yes you do these people you do because otherwise they been trying to trip into their meditation and not hear a word you've been sayin'. Jesus went into the temple and he told the people they were a bunch of hyopcrites and vipers and he told the Pharisees they were nothing but foxes which was the highest insult of the day and he raised their voice to them. You know why? Because they couldn't listen any other way. They were too self egotistical, they were too turned into themselves. These people need to hear the truth and we've got love in our hearts. Do you think we have would be out here if we had a whole bunch of pride if we didn't have love? Do you think we'd be making fools of ourselves? We want to tell these people the truth and the only way they're gonna hear it is if you yell at 'em.

Prem Rawat's Satsang:
There is this man who comes into Houston and he is looking for a Superman comic. And he goes searching right around Houston and he searches all Astrodome and he searches all stationery book and every just bookstores and every place. He can't get a Superman comic. And then he's sitting with his eyes closed and suddenly a little guy, 4 years old, 5 years old comes up to him with something under his shirt and he shakes him up and says "Excuse me" and you go like that "What's up? What do you want?" "Oh. I'm sorry but I thought you wanted a Superman comic, I can give it to you." It's just like he's really cool boy, he's just smiling, he's cool and you're all screwed up and just ready to burst open. You just don't like guys fooling around you, you want them hot so they can really boost up that thing inside you. And then he opens the first button of his shirt and you look "Hey man I don't believe it. What's going on?" And then he takes out this superman comic up and he gives it to you and your mouth is open and then just like that.

Michael: So far I've heard more satsang. I've still have to do like I felt before the test will be the Knowledge and uh I'm going to get that and then I'll then I'll know but I was hoping that I had expectations I don't know that whether whether I should whether I'll just default to my mind or whatever. Ah I was when they say this is the most important event in the history of mankind my my thoughts had all sorts of preconceived ideas that something was going to happen here that would convince people who are skeptical but hey maybe something is here that I should look into like my parents.

There's supposed to be a list that if you're going back in a charter flight you get your name for Knowledge. Ah is there a list? Like the mahatmas collecting a list of people who want Knowledge?
Yes. We just open a desk over there of people who want to receive Knowlwdge. They are signing up and receiving all the information over there.
Over there? Finally I start to do something concrete.

Announcment to Aspirants: People who want Knowledge in in Houston should have heard at least two months of satsang otherwise all the mahatmas that are in America right now are gonna travel all out America completely whitewash this nation and so they'll be going to most of the cities that you probably live in. Like the Knowledge that is going to be happening tomorrow and the next day are primarily for those people who are on charters that have to go back to like Tierra Del Fuego and places like that where there isn't ashrams within hundreds of miles.

Miserable Aspirant: I'm ready to crawl the walls. I have to have Knowledge now. (ha ha) I'm serious. I'm not gonna grab your tie but I'm not coming back at ten tomorrow. I want it now. I want to sign up now.
Attractive Aspirant: Knowledge is something though that you get it when you get it. It happens. It's part of God's plan. When it happens it's perfect. You know you don't decide when you want it The mahatma told me to come after ??? The mahatmas want everybody
Miserable Aspirant: I gave up a place like she did to someone else.
Attractive Aspirant: Everybody goes through that.
Other Aspirant: I went to excuse me the last Knowledge Session I went to, it was in Denver, Mahatma Parlokanand and he said go to the Millenium and you'll receive Knowledge there. I'm here at Millenium to receive Knowledge. I've got to leave tomorrow and I'm not on a flight so does this count count me out, you know, no job now, quite the job, what?
Miserable Aspirant: I don't know how I'm going to get back. I don't have any money. I don't know anything, all I know is I need Knowledge now. I'm not concerned about those things.
Attractive Aspirant: Am I on that list for sure?
Miserable Aspirant: I live with three premies. I have for five months. I hear satsang all the time and I need this Knowledge. I'm so miserable inside that …

Peace Now Montage:

Ex-premie: The First of the four techniques is the Light and it involves using the middle finger and the thumb, closing your eyes and pressing in and somewhat up on your eyeballs and then putting your forefinger in the middle of your forehead where your "third eye" is supposed to be and focussing your concentration your inner vision on the light, the single point of light that appears at that uh point (mm-mm) that's the technique of the light.

Michael: As journalists I don't think you'll agree with it but complete freedom of information doesn't isn't always the best idea because it can do harm.

The Second Technique is the technique of the Music which involves putting your thumbs in your ears, closing your eyes and holding them closed with the little fingers of each of your hands, joining the rest of your fingers and forming a kind of cap or bonnet over your head and concentrating on the inner sound. That's the, that's the technique that's called the Music.

Ah the Third Technique is the is the Nectar and the Nectar involves rolling your tongue back in your mouth as far as you can past your soft palate and sometimes it's advised you use a couple of fingers because your tongue is not used to going in that direction. The mahatma said that he takes his tongue and he turns it all the way around and loosened up his muscles that for me were tight. Puts his tongue all the way back back of where your mouth turns down, the roof of your mouth then turns down and there's an opening and he goes past that opening with his tongue and the up into the canals that lead to the nose and I suppose the ears too and that is just bliss

The Fourth Technique is the Word, the Unspeakable Name of God and that is basically (inhales loudly, exhales loudly a few times) uh you know very deep even breathing while uh internally concentrating on the sound 'Soham' (sohung) ah which in the Hindu tradition is supposed to accompany the 'so' on the inhalation and the 'hungh on the exhalation and this is supposed to be the sound that is produced by this unspeakable Name of God.

Every morning before you got up, before you got out of bed you were supposed to cover yourself with your sheet and do at least a half an hour on the Word, at least a half an hour on the music and as much of the Light as you could and you were supposed to be doing the Nectar while you were doing all of the other three and you were supposed to do the same thing every evening just before you went to bed so you were doing at least two hours of formal meditation. Throughout the day you were supposed to be doing the informal meditation on the Word.

Right at the moment when the whole thing was over, we'd received Knowledge, then it's over then immediately he switched - the Mahatma - he switched from talking about this Knowledge to talking about Guru Maharaj Ji and didn't he some he made a jump and he said we should all come to India and um and I thought "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know he's just made a little jump in logic there. I'm with him all the way and then suddenly I don't understand the connections. I've got this Knowledge and it's terrific but now I should follow Maharaji for the rest of my life and I don't understand why. Why isn't? He said it's this free gift and I've just received this free gift and I say Thank you thank you you know. Do I have to say thank you for the rest of my life?"

When I really, completely freaked out on then is when I got this letter, it said well yes Maharaji is our Lord and Master but He's also a little kid and He's coming to America and He really likes to watch TV and stuff so if you have any appliances you don't need, send them in. Yeah. He He they're starting a centre in New York. Okay? And He was going to live there for when He came to America. They said He's well He's Lord and Master but he's also a little boy in this incarnation and He'd likes appliances you know so any spare ones you have send and I said "Jesus you know that's when I completely freaked out.